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Hi! I kinda just post things on here for shits and giggles. Hope you can share some giggles with me! (I wouldn't wanna share any shits with you, no offense. Not my style.)

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you’re a 23 year old MAN w/ a dangly belly button ring …

ejotto:

Personally, I don’t really care, but these expressions are priceless.

hpotterfacts:

NOTE: Sorcerer’s Stone was published in 1998 in the UNITED STATES. It was published in 1997 in the UNITED KINGDOM.

hpotterfacts:

NOTE: Sorcerer’s Stone was published in 1998 in the UNITED STATES. It was published in 1997 in the UNITED KINGDOM.

(via hpotterfacts)

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musicstheonlything:

hear-these-elegant-crimes:

davestridersenormouspenis:

thecuriouscaseofcastiel:

schatzipag:

deliciousale:

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egobus:

littleladyllama:

ezekieru:

benedurpcumberhurp:

thefireisrising:

pureblood-:

I played the Glee’s version of Somebody That I Used to Know and the original at the same time and I got this.

#how to summon satan

Oh my god.

I feel the need to vomit

this is the theme song of every nightmare I have ever had

This actually is the sound you hear when the gates of hell open. I’m pretty sure it’s also what’s playing when the sea opens up and the Craken bursts out of the depths to consume us all. No but seriously, WHY is it that bad when they both sound so good?

My soul is crying.

They changed the key by like, a half note or something horrible like that. Why? WHY?

this is the song you hear before the grim reaper harvests your soul

n̮͈̉̑͑̀͘o̡̖̘̣͕̻̬ͫ̆͆̓̈͑̔wͮͨ̃̃͋҉͙̗͝ ̭͖̼̎̊ͤͅy̶͐̄̔͛ͤ̍҉̝͉̬͝o̷̖͉͉̼̐̐̿̐͗́͝ū̦̝͓̪̦̣̱̭̒ͯ’̸͇̻͍̟̫̻ͮ̑ͬ̍͜r̓̔͛ͧ́̾ͬ̎҉̶͇̫̙̱͇̬̱e͉ͬ́̐͡͠ ̡̜̟̬͕̫̑̄j͚̹̮̤̭̇̈́̉̈͘ú̼̖͎̦̺̲͍̮̫̿͡s̠͉̜̝̆͛͂͛͝t̏̇͊́͒̒͒̃҉̴̛̥͍̭ ̴̳̯̳̱͓̹ͩ̍͘s̷͚̘̖̼̞̫̟͌̄̍͆o̸̴̩̼͈̬͗̈̈͋́m̰̰͉̟͈̊ͭͩ͗ͩ̆͘͡ͅͅe̢̗̥̹̻̓̎ͦ̌͂̚͢b̹͓̲̦̜ͬ̃ͭͩͯͪ̓ͅͅo̮̹͗̎̃̉͝͝d̼̼͇̯̟̱̥̣́ͣ́͡ͅy̧̜̲ͯ͒ͨ͑͌̀ ̸̗͙̙̳̲͌̽ͤͯt͎̮̘̖̜̲͛̏̃ͯͭ͌̿h̜̥͕̜̓́̐̃ą̫͓͎ͣ͂ͪ̓ͯͩ̓t̖̳̪̆̅ͧͦ̍͛ͣ́͡͞ ͉̫̗̞̊ͨ̐ͪ́͝͠i̫ͣ͂̃͒̎̽͗͒͜ ̭̃͋ͤͬͩͮ͌̕͜͠u̯̿̽̅̎͞s̺̱̟̘̒ͪ̍ͪ̑e̸͍͙̫̹̙͉͓̐̊̔ͥ̈̇̒̚ḏ̸̻̼̪ͮ͑ͭͤ̇̕ ̧͇̤͇͚̖̭ͪ̅̅͐͊͐̈́̎̎t͓̥̰̺̲͉̅ͧ͋̃͒̄̅̐̓͜o̤̤͓̗̘̲̤̻̓ͤ̍̈͡ ͙̝͎͍̺͗̔k̶͉̭̮̬̍̒́ͬn̷̨͈͚̾ͬ͗̃̅̅͆̓o̦̯̬̘͖͈ͪͫͨ̃̐̕w̬̤̗̮͙̯̩͑̋̉̕͡

that was scary as fuck

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Florence + the Machine - Cosmic Love (Reversed)

(Source: gothical, via gothical)

He believes we’re all just lovers. He sees hope in everyone.
fun. The Gambler (via abenibabeni)

jgwiazdowski asked: Everything you reblog is beautiful. XD

Hahahahaha thanks! Everything you ARE is beautiful! This made my day :D

coveredbynature:

This was such a GPOY I couldn’t help gifing it. Thank you Dan for speaking everyday truths in such an entertaining way.

(via silent-knife-life)